This 'Dear John' SNL video is way too real

Jody you son of a b****

Mikey Day's World War I soldier desperately trying to get comfort from home is so real.

I just discovered this SNL sketch and then I had a drink in honor of everyone who got screwed over by Jody...

Not only that, it slyly captures the feeling of being overseas and wanting to connect with people back home. For service members, life gets put on pause during training, deployments, or remote assignments, but for the people we leave behind, well, life goes on.

Sometimes in really weird ways...

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I don't even know what's going on in this Game of Thrones/Elmo mash-up

As part of its 50th anniversary celebration, Sesame Workshop is launching a video campaign about respect. Sounds reasonable enough.

Except...the videos include Elmo, a character designed to connect with children, and villains like Cersei Lannister, a character I hope no child ever becomes aware of.

Another video takes place in Westworld, another show that is decidedly not age-appropriate for children.

And these videos were not cheap to make! The actors, the production, the music...it's all extremely authentic! We've got them right here and I can't stop watching:

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The day golf filmmaker Erik Anders Lang bonded with wounded vets

He's a golfer, a filmmaker, a podcaster, and he has no problem swearing (which makes him cool in my book). There are worse people to hit 18 holes with.

When he set out to play at Rob Riggle's InVETational Golf Classic, he was in for a different type of game. This one had a little more meaning as his team consisted of a couple of wounded warriors from Semper Fi Fund, a charity dedicated to supporting critically ill and catastrophically wounded service members and their families.

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Why cursing shouldn't be prohibited in the military

Technically swearing is prohibited in the military. But should it be? Maybe not!

Article 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits "indecent language" or that which can offend a person's decency, modesty, or propriety or is morally shocking because of its filthy, vulgar, or disgusting nature or tendency to create lustful thoughts. Any language that can corrupt morals is subject to the offense.

Service members can actually get a bad conduct discharge and even forfeiture of allowances and even some confinement.

But here's the thing. The military swears all the d*mn time. There's a phrase "curse like a sailor" — troops are literally known for it. And that actually might not be a bad thing.

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The first 'Star Wars: Episode IX' teaser trailer just dropped

Billy Dee Williams is back. That's the first thing you need to know.

Second, John Williams returns to compose and if his songs don't make your little heart soar then I don't know what will you soulless monster.

But truly, the most interesting part about the entire piece is the title, which I don't want to spoil for you. Watch the trailer right here and then we'll break it down:

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Watch Keanu Reeves get some tactical training for 'John Wick 3'

Keanu Reeves is back at it.

Vigilance Elite just released footage from a training session with Reeves for John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum, and you can see that he's training like an operator, not just an actor. In the video below, trainer and former Navy SEAL Shawn Ryan walks Reeves through room clearing with a rifle — in particular, negotiating the "fatal funnel."

This kind of dedicated training is just one reason why Reeves is highly respected and his films are so fun. Check out the video for a bit of Reeves-worship...but stay for the refresher in case you ever get into a sh*t sandwich.

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What it's like to be honored as 'Hero of the Game' for the LA Kings

"The Hero Of The Game program is a season long commitment made by the LA Kings to pay tribute to local military personnel and their families. The LA Kings host one military family at each home game to show our gratitude for their continued commitment and sacrifice. As the Hero Of The Game, honorees are treated to dinner in the Lexus Club prior to the game and are recognized on ice during the National Anthem and again during the second period." — The Official Site of the LA Kings

On March 18, 2019, I was honored by the LA Kings — and it was one of the most patriotic moments of my life.

Here's why:

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How fans are reacting to new 'Terminator: Dark Fate' footage

It's been a big week for Paramount's new film Terminator: Dark Fate, directed by Deadpool's Tim Miller. A first look was screened at CinemaCon 2019 followed by the release of official cast photos.

Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger return in their iconic roles in the film, which is produced by James Cameron and David Ellison. Dark Fate also stars Mackenzie Davis, Natalia Reyes, Gabriel Luna, and Diego Boneta.

This film will take place after Terminator 2 — as if the last three films didn't exist, which we can buy into because of time travel in the Terminator universe, but also, as Linda Hamilton put it, the last three "are very forgettable, aren't they?" (Uhh, her words...not mine...)

Naturally, after the release of anything, the internet had some opinions. Enjoy:

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Here's why Chris Kyle wore a ball cap instead of a helmet

A user on Quora asked the following question: "Do some troops really wear ball caps and berets into combat instead of helmets? Why?" It might sound surprising, but the answer is actually yes, yes sometimes they do.

It seems counterintuitive, given that a helmet is worn to protect against bullets, collisions, and shrapnel while a ball cap is...not, but enough troops weighed in with their own experiences to confirm this activity.

The reasons varied, but legendary sniper Chris Kyle probably gave the most honest answer:

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