Well, here it is, the ten funniest war movie characters of all time. Oddballs. Gallows humor. Hard asses. In exact order. Presented as fact. With absolutely no room for improvement. Don't think so? Take it up with the complaint department below, because now that we think of it, everything is subjective and you probably have a very good idea that was missed by this
Zackry Colston is a comedian, writer, and actor from Tucson, AZ, with a degree in theatrical production and an emphasis in literature. He lives in Los Angeles alongside his keyboard and delusions of grandeur.
It feels like anything you get in your mailbox nowadays are bills, grocery store ads (wow, $3 raspberries. Thanks, Albertsons), and reminders from your dentist (I know I'm late for my cleaning Dr. Cruz, please stop guilting me). But a very special American hero received a whole lot more than that in his mailbox...
Duane Sherman, a World War II veteran from California, recently had quite a big birthday surprise. His daughter, Sue Morse, posted on social media asking for letters to be sent to him for his 96th birthday. She expected maybe a hundred or so cards--but after her social media post went viral, they received over 50,000 hand mailed cards for Duane.
#ICYMI : this week on @CBSLA the daughter of a WWII #veteran asked you to send him birthday cards for his 96th birthday. She says he’s in heaven with all the love 💌 you’re showing him. So keep ‘em coming everybody! Duane Sherman c/o Sue Morse PO Box 794, Highland, CA 92346 pic.twitter.com/KRYaSw58dP— Nicole Comstock (@ComstockNEWS) December 7, 2018
Duane Sherman enlisted in the Navy following the attack on Pearl Harbor. He saw combat aboard the U.S.S. Lamson. He was struck by shrapnel from kamikaze pilots aboard the Lamson on December 7th, 1944--exactly 3 years after the Pearl Harbor attacks. The outpouring of support for the WWII veteran came from all walks of life: elementary school kids, prison inmates, Ohio State, and even the Pittsburgh Steelers. Letters were sent from all 50 states, and 10 different countries. The popular forum website "Reddit" reposted the request for letters--and it took the site by storm. Hundreds of thousands of users commented and shared the request, sending in their own handwritten love to the American vet.
Because Duane is legally blind, Sue has taken to reading the cards aloud to him. She's read over a thousand letters and, according to Fox News, has enlisted the help of friends to complete the task.
In a world wrought with bad news, it's refreshing to see such a massive gentle act of kindness affect so many people. Perhaps he will get 50,001 on his 97th birthday.
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Tim Kennedy showcases 3 guns, in one badass excuse to blow up a whole bunch of stuff.
Tom Clancy's The Division 2 is the follow-up to the uber-successful third-person shooter, Tom Clancy's The Division. In a recent promo for the game, Tim Kennedy takes us on a stroll through about 5 minutes of absolute carnage that is so downright exciting that, after watching, gun nuts are gonna have to wait for the blood to return to their head before standing.
Military dress and fashion have been linked for a long time. Bomber jackets were used to save pilots' lives in WWI. Then, in the 1990s, they were used by sitcom bullies on TV shows. US soldiers have been wearing BDU camo pants since the 1980s. Now, Drake wears them in his "In My Feelings" music video.
We learn from our siblings. We watch them. We copy them. We accidentally erase the save on their Pokèmon game when we're 10 years old and they still, to this day, think the game file was "probably ruined from leaving it in the sun too long."
Maybe siblings of construction workers know why it takes so long to fill in city potholes. Maybe siblings of newscasters know why they all talk in that really creepy rhythm. Maybe siblings of chess masters know the actual names of the "horsey" or the "castle" or the "boob-shaped thingie."
Then, there are some things that all siblings of military personnel know...
Look mom, one hand!
Marine Corps veteran and amputee video game streamer known amusingly as "ToeYouUp" has been making headlines as of late for his win in the uber-popular battle royale game, Apex Legends. The Marine Corps vet lost his arm in a motorcycle accident at the age of 24 but hasn't let it affect his love for video games.
For those of you who have played Apex Legends (one of the humble 25 million to enjoy its February debut), you know how difficult it can be to get a single kill in this game, let alone a win. However, ToeYouUp managed to get a win in the game — using one hand, one foot, and a run-of-the-mill, ol' Playstation 4 controller.
Momma babysits inmates at Arizona State Prison. Dad served as a Marine in the 90s. My little brother drives a 23%-interest, blacked-out Dodge Charger, which means — you guessed it — he is also a Marine. I, on the other hand, chose to study theatre and English.
My brother and I were raised (like nearly all children of military/law enforcement parents) on a diet of heavy structure, logic, toughness, discipline, preparedness, and accountability. He ordered seconds; I drew a pretty picture on the menu with a crayon.
Here's what I mean: I can go out and absolutely slam some brews with my little brother and his military brothers. We can talk about why we think the Raiders can't seem to win a damn game, we slug each other in the arm, and tell each other truly depraved jokes.
But, I'm still gonna end up hanging on his shoulder, telling him how much I love him, and I'll inevitably tear up while telling him I cried reading a Wilfred Owen poem that reminded me of him while he was deployed. That's just who I am. They never really quite feel comfortable in emotional moments. And that's okay — it's just a difference — like how my brother looks like a Jason Statham character (it's a love/hate thing with that guy) when he's shooting a gun, but I look kinda like Bambi trying to learn how to walk.
Conversely, if I'm out with some of my theatre or comedy buddies, the military/prison differences are highlighted. They are, for instance, fifteen minutes late to everything. I, personally, would rather take a shot of bleach than be late. Sure, they can be comfortable discussing how they feel (maybe even too much) — but they are terrified of any confrontation. I once had an actor sit me down and ask me what being in a fight felt like. Me, the guy who cries at Silver Linings Playbook, was seen as traditionally masculine.
Plus, they're always excited to hear me suggest a "blanket party" until they find out what it is. Bummer.
So either way, my folks shaped who I am. The military and the prison — they shaped my folks. Those systems; the words, the discipline, the people — it's impossible to separate them.
Even though I've never fastened a utility belt at 5 a.m. and willingly locked myself in a prison with violent offenders, even though I could never imagine what it feels like to tie up your boots and go to war for your family — the lessons they learned while they did those things for me, even if indirectly, shaped who I am.
It is only because my folks got their hands dirty, raised me to embrace who I am — to follow what I believe in — that I have the dear privilege to sit here, criss-cross-applesauce, and type this up while I blow gingerly at a decaf coffee that's a little too hot for my lips.
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