With the Fourth of July nearly upon us, let's consider how we go about celebrating the independence of the United States. American-as-f*ck movies, barbecues, and brews (before we go ahead and start our own explosive light show) are the most popular ways to go about it.

But there's nothing wrong with upgrading a few of those ideas.

Beware of going Full Veteran.

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Right now, everyone is thinking of celebrating July 4th in the same way you are — and that's fine. There's nothing wrong with however you want to celebrate independence; that's the beauty of it. But there's also nothing wrong with constantly trying to outdo each other in a race to create the best party either.

It's time to Manifest Destiny all over your backyard with these simple ways to upsell everyone on American democracy.


1. Upgrade your brew to something an American Patriot might drink.

Since Budweiser is now owned by a Brazilian-Belgian transnational conglomerate, it's hard to call it the official beer of America's independence. And while there are many more American beers not yet owned by other countries, we might as well drink what the Founding Fathers drank. Now we just need to find out what this was...

Luckily for us, Yards Brewing Company already did. Using letters and other documents written by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Ben Franklin, the brewers recreated a golden ale, porter, and spruce ale, each of which were once brewed by the Fathers themselves.

"Yeah, spruce ale. Prove me wrong." - Ben Franklin

2. Upgrade those movies.

I know, the story of a Maverick fighter pilot who plays by his own rules gives you a massive bard-on. But did you know there are other movies that make Top Gun look a high school kid's fevered daydream while dropping some real knowledge on you?

For example, First Blood, while fictional, has all the same badassery of Top Gun without being so over-the-top that it's laughable. And it comes with a real message at the end.

3. Take advantage of state laws when buying fireworks.

The great thing about these United States is that powers not reserved for the Federal government are delegated to the States — and the Feds don't give a damn about fireworks. So, just because it might be illegal to purchase in one state doesn't mean you can't drive to another to pick up your 4th of July Arsenal of Democracy ammunition.

Sorry, Pennsylvania.

Philadelphia, home of Benjamin Franklin, has to use sparklers.

4. The meats.

Burgers and hot dogs are classics. No one will argue with you there. But that doesn't mean that's all you have to make. There are a lot of crowd-pleasing ways to use those coals you got fired up: brisket, pork chops, steaks, chicken, ribs... the list is endless.

And while the meat is where good BBQ starts, remember the many flavors of America. There's the tangy mustard-based sauce of the Carolinas (try that with some cole slaw). Or maybe you're into a heavier, smoky Kansas City-style sauce. There are many to choose from — don't skimp out.

Even if you prefer the hot dog, you can even expand those flavors, like with Chicago-style dogs.

5. Succeed where the Revolutionaries failed.

In 1775, Col. Benedict Arnold tried to capture Quebec and free the Canadians from the British yoke. Outnumbered, cold, and outgunned, he was turned back in a rout. It ended the American excursion in Canada during the Revolution — but it doesn't have to be forever. Arnold tried to invade Canada in November.

SAD.

This is July and they'll never expect it.

"We already have Tim Hortons. Next stop, Ottawa."