The 13 funniest military memes of the week

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1. It’s a good slogan, but not always the best game (via Military Memes).

Military Memes Marine corps SAW USMC Marines

A better game is, “All the shots, all the kills!”

2. 98.6 degree body temperatures are a crutch (via 11 Bravos).

Military Memes Army hypothermia winter march

Besides, if you actually get hypothermia, you’ll get Motrin.

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3. Go on, enjoy being more hardcore than the Air Force (via 11 Bravos).

Military Memes Flo Air force boot camp Airman problems

They’ll keep enjoying T.V.s and footrests.

4. This is the face of your enemy:

(via Military Memes)

Putin Memes

Honestly expected them to be more invade-y than this.

5. One of these things is not like the others (via NavyMemes.com).

Military Navy memes sailor set up LPO squad leader

But hey, maybe no one will notice.

6. Heaven: Where all the insurgents are literally demons.

Military Memes USMC Marines Corps have duty

But, Chesty Puller is your commander, so there’s that.

7. Prior service level: Almost (via 11 Bravos).

Military Memes Air Force Funny prior service

“If we need someone to hand out cookies and lemonade, we’ll let you know.”

8. Coast Guard: Nearly as challenging as college (via Cost Guard Memes).

Military Memes coast guard like high school love this

Just kidding. No it isn’t.

9. “Let’s do two poses.”

Military Memes Navy boot things

“One where I’m a boot, and one where I’m a boot at parade rest.”

10. Make a difference (via Military Memes).

Military Memes make a difference 30 differences per magazine bearded operator as f-ck

“That’s 45 differences per minute in semiautomatic mode.”

11. That feeling you get when you realize …

Military Memes Air Force medic medicine motrin ibuprofen

… you COULD have given them real medicine.

 12. Remember to check your sleeve when the retention NCO comes around (via Military Memes).

Military Memes Marine corps USMC service stripes EAS

On the plus side, this guy is eligible to retire.

13. Everyone uses what they need to get the job done.

Military Memes Air Force Army Navy Marine Corps Airmen play golf

It’s just that the Air Force’s job is a little less intense.

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