5 reasons why Jodie is the soldier’s worst nightmare
Jodie is a piece of military folklore that everyone loves to hate. He's the guy or girl who takes advantage of military deployments by going after the spouses at home. Here are five of the reasons that troops absolutely hate Jodie.
1. Jodie is a player.
Jodie is most famous for stealing away the spouses, girlfriends, and boyfriends of service members. While troops are fighting the good fight against America's enemies, this smooth criminal is keeping their beds very, very warm.
2. He could be anyone.
It would be great to believe there is only one, but the truth is that Jodie is everyone with low enough morals to swoop in while the troops are deployed or in training. Guys in every bar, girls on the street, even friends and family of service members can hear the Jodie call and start acting terribly.
3. He's doing way more than just hooking up with lonely spouses.
While Jodie may be most famous for slipping into vacant beds, that's not all he's doing. He takes Cadillacs, girlfriends, sisters, food, and pretty much anything else not nailed down at home.
He'd probably take the homes as well if he could figure out how to do it.
4. Jodie has been pulling this sh-t for generations.
Jodie was called out in World War II cadences, so he's been slipping through military base windows for at least that long. He's still going strong today and will likely be a problem for every recruit who ever joins.
5. He comes back, deployment after deployment.
Unlike those who fought in World War II, modern service members rotate in and out of deployment zones. But, they don't get home enough to keep Jodie at bay. He may run away when troops get home, but he slips back in every time they leave for another rotation.