When you first enlist and are given loads of new gear, it's a pretty great feeling — until you realize that you'll have to return most of it eventually. Not all of it, but most. Obviously, you keep your well-worn and dirty uniforms and plenty of small, inconsequential things, like IR beacons.
Although each Central Issuing Facility of each branch at each duty station as their own standard operating procedures, in general, they all follow a guideline of "if it's touched a troop's skin or it's basically worthless, then the troop keeps it." But if you stop and think about it, what doesn't get dirty and worn just from regular use?
With that in mind, here's a rundown of things that would be better off left in a troop's hands as they head into the civilian world — or to their next duty station.
I mean, you guys really want it THAT bad...
(Photo by Spc. Kristina Truluck)
Sleeping bag sets
Here's a fact: The only way to get comfortable in one of these sleeping systems is to strip butt-naked so your body heat is evenly distributed. Still want it back?
These things get nasty after they've soaked in so much body odor and sweat that it's like CIF asking for your field socks back.
No one wants to put their mouth on the Camelback that some nervous private was chewing on...
(Photo by Sgt. 1st Class Michel Sauret)
Camelback, canteens, and water systems
As you can imagine, these directly touch your mouth. If you're required to return it, that means others returned it before you. Now, we're sure it's been cleaned time and time again, but we still can't help but wonder about what kind of nasty germs have lived on it.
"Those would look so great as civilian attire!" said no veteran ever.
(Photo by Rob Schuette)
It seems like every branch swaps out their service uniform faster than you can blink. Generally speaking, the military wants their old uniforms back before you can get a new set.
Just to toss salt on the already pointless wound, they'll raise hell if the old uniform you're turning in isn't perfectly clean.. you know, for the next troop who definitely won't be wearing it.
Even if you don't spray paint it, it'll still get worn the hell out.
(Photo by Spc. Brianna Saville)
Duffel bags with your name stenciled on
Duffel bags are cheap. They're just a bit of canvas made into a bag. Everyone in the military has the exact same O.D. green bag, so units ask troops to spray paint their name, last 4, and unit onto the bottom.
Here's the problem: that paint isn't coming off any time soon. Good luck trying to find another "Milzarski" in that that exact same unit after I leave.
What's worse is when the CIF clerk gets hostile with you and questions you why parts are missing. Because, you know, we needed to save a life?
(Photo by Staff Sgt. Ciara Wymbs)
Instead of asking troops to turn in a partly-used first-aid kit, why not let them keep it and stash it in their vehicle in case of emergencies? Sure, it puts the military out a whole (according to Amazon), but wouldn't it be nice to have a bunch of medical supplies out there in the hands of people trained to use them?
It's really not uncommon for troops to just buy a cheapo woobie off-post at some surplus store...
(Photo by Spc. Kristina Truluck)
The poncho liner
There's one item that every troop holds dear above the rest — their poncho liner, affectionately called a "woobie."
Troops sleep with it, it's fairly cheap, the camo pattern is quickly outdated, and they're perfect for emergency situations. Long after troops get out, if they managed to sneak one past supply, they'll cuddle up with it on the couch and fondly recall their service.