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19 things you learn about your buddies on deployment

You don't really know your buddies until you deploy together. At that point you get to see a side of them that their families and closest loved ones have never seen -- a side effect of spending every hour with them for months on end in a foreign land where all you have is each other.


You get to know the good, the bad, and the weird. Here's what you can expect:

1. You'll learn that insults are endearing.

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2. . . . as is antagonizing each other.

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3. You'll learn exactly how to take the edge off when you go too far . . .

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"I was just pulling your chain. Here, take a chill smoke."

4. . . . because you've shared nearly every single thought that you've had over the last few months.

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Ummm ...

5. You'll learn to think of buds as family.

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6. You'll learn to communicate with each other just by grunting.

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7. (Aviators learn hand signals.)

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8. Your comfort levels will approach new highs (and lows).

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9. And you'll learn to be totally fine with complete silence.

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10. And you'll learn to be brutally honest with each other.

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11. You'll learn who will be the first to put on his or her "deployment goggles."

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12. And you'll learn how to read the signs if something more develops.

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(In fact, you can pretty much read his or her mind.)

13. You'll learn where they stash all of their goodies.

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(And it's a general rule that whatever is his is also yours as long as you replenish it.)

14. And you learn exactly which items in your MRE to trade with whom.

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15. You'll learn not to rat each other out to superiors.

(Nobody likes a Blue Falcon, or Jodies.)

16. You'll learn where to find your buddies when no one else can.

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17. You'll learn the most effective ways to settle your differences.

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18.You'll learn to always have each other's backs, no questions asked.

19. And you'll learn that other units can't bitch about your buddies. Only you can bitch about your buddies.

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