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This is what happened to the soldiers from 'Platoon'

The Vietnam War was a tough time in American history. The country was divided over the conflict, and protesters spoke out against the government in all sorts of ways.


Many veterans of the conflict returned home and were forgotten. But in the 1980s, a raft of new movies about the conflict hit the silver screen. One of the most successful was Oliver Stone's "Platoon."

While it made a huge impact at the time, did you ever wonder what happened to the brave soldiers from Platoon?

Well, we looked into it, and here's what we found.

Related: Here's what the Marines of 'Full Metal Jacket' are doing today

FYI. This is strictly fan fiction.

Chris Taylor

(Source: Orion)

This young and naive kid who gave up a bright future in college to join the Army infantry had an interesting time after the war. He had some trouble with the law, his vision went to sh*t, and he changed his name to Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn. But he also learned that he could throw a mean fastball.

After getting out of jail for grand theft auto, Vaughn made the Cleveland Indians baseball team and helped win them a pennant.

(Source: screenshot from "Major League 2" WB)

Due to his overwhelming popularity, Vaughn turned to partying and excessive drinking. He checked himself into rehab and stayed for so long, he left as a certified anger management therapist.

True story.

(Source: screenshot from "Anger Management" FX)

Sgt. Elias

(Source: Orion)

Now, everyone thinks that Sgt. Elias was killed when he gunned down in the Vietnam jungle — not true. That was just a government cover-up for a secret experiment he doing.

Elias' real name is Norman Osbourne. Yes, the founder of Oscorp. He was testing a chemical that could turn humans into superhumans. Once the first round of human testing was possible, he quickly faked his death before heading to New York.

Unfortunately, the testing didn't go as planned and he turned himself into freakish Green Goblin.

(Source: Screenshot from "Spiderman" Marvel)

Sadly, he attempted to take down one of the many superheroes who protect The Big Apple, and he met his doom.

Sgt. O'Neill

(Source: Orion)

All this tired soldier wanted to do was take some much-needed R&R to avoid a massive third act firefight. Well, O'Neill eventually made it back to the states after seeing fierce combat in the Vietnam jungle.

He decided the Army wasn't for him anymore and was discharged. O'Neill became a sports writer but got beaten up by an Italian football coach during an interview.

((Source: screenshot from "Any Given Sunday" WB)

After collecting an undisclosed monetary settlement, O'Neill curled his hair and went on to become an Internal Medicine doctor at Sacred Heart Hospital.

He changed his name to Perry Cox and was placed in charge of all the medical residents.

(Source: Screenshot from "Scrubs" NBC)

The frustration he feels every day causes him to get nasty bloody noses which he treats with shock therapy.

Also Read: 7 life lessons we learned from the grunts in 'Platoon'

Sgt. Barnes

(Source: Orion)

Soon after Chris shot him in the chest, combat medics arrived on the scene and patched Barnes up in time. After a few years of therapeutic healing and some facial plastic surgery, Barnes made a full recovery.

His recovery was considered nothing short of a miracle, and he managed to fulfill a lifetime dream of becoming a major league baseball catcher.

(Source: Screenshot from "Major League 2" WB)

He eventually made amends with "Wild Thing" after informing him that Elias was actually a crazy f*cker. The two played alongside one another for a few seasons before Barnes became the ball club's manager.

In the offseason, Barnes moonlights as a Marine Corps sniper and travels deep into enemy territory taking out high valued targets.

But don't tell anyone we said that — Op Sec and all.

(Source: Screenshot from "Sniper" WB)

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