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6 easy ways for a grunt to be accepted by POGs

The greatest divide in the U.S. Military is between grunts and the POGs. For as long as this divide has existed, the higher-ups have been trying to find ways to close this gap. To you peacemakers, we say, "good luck."


Today, we offer insight on how an infantryman can earn respect from their rear-echelon counterparts.

Related: 6 ways for a POG to be accepted by grunts

6. Don't act like your job is more important

Even though every other job in the military exists to support the infantry, it's a good idea to stay humble when interacting with a POG. After all, it's a team effort.

"Don't start with me, POG," said every grunt ever. (Image via DVIDS)

5. Teach POGs how to wear their gear

If you see a POG wearing their gear all f*cked up, just pull them aside and give them a hip-pocket class on wearing it right. That is all.

Teach them what not to bring while you're at it. (Image via DVIDS)

4. Help a POG learn infantry tactics

It might be a headache introducing grunt concepts to a POG, but teaching them how to properly clear a room helps build friendships and better teamwork.

This one might save your life one day — and this'll give POGs something to show their friends back home.

Circle up and host a quick master class. (Image via U.S. Department of Defense)

3. Get a damn haircut

POGs generally always have access to haircuts. So, of course, they expect that every grunt ought to keep clean as well — even after spending several weeks in the field or in a place where the only barbers are in your platoon.

And most of the so-called "barbers" learned to cut hair from YouTube tutorial videos.

Long hair is acceptable if you're a part of special operations. (Image via Army Times)

2. Don't act like your experience gives you rank

This one undoubtedly grinds a POG's gears. Even if you have numerous deployments under your belt, respect everyone's rank and speak to them with tact.

Just because that brand-new second lieutenant is fresh out of college and has no military experience doesn't make them less of a Marine. Always say sh*t like, "with all due respect, sir," before jumping directly into, "kiss my lower-enlisted ass, sir."

That way, everyone wins!

Even if that POG has been spending their whole career behind a desk, swallow your pride and show respect. (Image via DVIDS)

Also read: 5 reasons you should know about the hardcore Selous Scouts

1. Stop being so cool

Let's face it, they don't put the 0161 postal clerk on the posters in the Marine Corps recruiting office. No — they put the 0311 Infantry Riflemen and/or the 0351 Infantry Assaultmen on those posters!

Everyone knows these jobs are cool, just make sure you show some respect to everyone, including mailmen MOS.

So cool. (Image via SOFREP)

*Bonus* Have some manners.

Make sure you thank the cook bringing you hot chow or the motor vehicle operator for the ride back to the rear. After all, without them, it's cold MREs and long hikes.

You know you would have preferred a ride home instead of walking through this crap. (Image from USMC)

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