There you are, standing in front of your Polish grandma, surrounded by her pierogies and her homemade pamphlets on the glories of Polish restoration, and she wants to know why you’re always covered in American flag nose rings, necklaces, bracelets, and leather shoes. So, you need to find a way to show your American pride with a little more subtlety. Try on this beautiful tee and see if it doesn’t make you feel properly star-spangled without all the shame from your poor grandmother.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).
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