Conan O’Brien hilariously rips Air Force alcohol policy while visiting deployed troops

Comedian Conan O'Brien tore apart the Air Force policy of allotting deployed troops a maximum of three alcoholic drinks per day at al-Udeid Air Base.

"One alcoholic beverage consists of no greater than five ounces of wine," Conan O'Brien read from the al-Udeid Air Base rule book. "Five ounces of wine? I have that at breakfast with my cereal!"

He visited the Qatar-based forces with First Lady Michelle Obama, musicians Grace Potter and Jimmy Vivino, and comedian John Mulaney. They performed for the 11,000 troops stationed on the air base. Someone from the audience taped a portion and sent it to retired Air Force Lt. Col. Tony Carr, who posted it to his John Q. Public blog.

Portions of his performance will be aired on his TBS show later this year.

First Lady Michelle Obama met with three dozen deployed troops for an ice cream social, where she thanked each of them personally for their service. Joining Forces is an initiative of the First Lady and Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden to work in the American public and private sectors to rally around service members, veterans, and their families to support them through wellness, education, and employment opportunities throughout their lives.

In what could be a hint at what might be the focus of Michelle and Barack Obama's post-political careers, the First Lady promised service members she would help look out for them, not only for the rest of her time as First Lady, but "for the rest of my life."

"You all still have struggles," she told the crowd of deployed troops. "But we're going to keep on working to ensure that you and your families have the jobs you deserve, that the benefits that you've earned are waiting for you ready, and that -- the support this nation owes you."

She continued: "And that's not just my vow to you as First Lady, but it's my vow to you for the rest of my life.  (Applause.)  So it's important for me that you know that your Commander-in-Chief and your First Lady, we're proud of you. And we're going to devote our lives -- it will look different in different stages -- but we are going to have your backs. We're going to figure out how to use whatever platforms we have to support you."

In the meantime, O'Brien also took over the First Lady's Instagram account, posting photos of himself and Michelle Obama interacting with and performing for deployed troops, and even busting out fifty of his best "Team Coco" push-ups for the FLOTUS.