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The 6 worst things about being the junior soldier in your squad

Being the new guy in a squad is just something every soldier has to go through. They work hard, prove themselves, and earn a little respect and rank as fast as they can. Until they do, junior soldiers put up with these 6 problems.


1. Crappy roommates

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All enlisted soldiers start off with a random roommate in the barracks, but they get more say on roommates the longer they're in the unit. If they get tight with the barracks noncommissioned officer, they may even have their own room.

The new guy to a unit has cultivated no relationships, and so can't influence anyone. They are going to be roomed with whichever member of the squad is most disliked by the barracks NCO. This member is usually dirty, undisciplined, and annoying. Also, since the roommate is senior to the new guy, he can order the new guy around. Have fun in your new home, boot!

2. Literally everyone is in charge of them

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There's an Army saying, "If there are two privates on a hill, one of them is in charge." It's meant to illustrate that soldiers are never without leadership, but it also means that even the young soldiers in the squad can give the younger guy a legal order. And what about the youngest guy?

Well, he's in charge of nothing and every squad member is in charge of him. If he screws up, he's hearing about it from everyone in the squad.

3. No respect

Taking orders from everyone is bad enough, but the junior soldier doesn't get any respect even though they do all the work. It makes sense. The squad has endured combat together. They've cleared buildings, fought for ground, and buried friends as a unit. Then this new guy comes along and wants to be part of the group? Nope. Gotta earn your camaraderie, noob.

4. Most dangerous positions and assignments

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The junior-most members will get plenty of chances to prove themselves, since they're often in the most dangerous positions. For the infantry, he's likely to be the first one in the door on a clearing mission, and he's more likely to be assigned as gunner in a vehicle on a movement.

For the POGs, the junior squad member is the one most likely to get tasked out on a mission. Commander needs someone to pull a guard shift at the gate? It's not like Pvt. Snuffy has anything going on. Gunny wants a volunteer for convoy security? Pfc. Schmuckatelli better grab his gear.

5. They're the canaries in the coal mine

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The most dangerous time to be the junior member is when there is a chemical or biological attack. The military dons protective gear when it's hit with biological or chemical agents, and troops don't take the gear off until their best detection kits say the threat is gone. But, the kits can't detect everything and someone has to take the first unprotected breath.

And that's where the junior soldier comes in. The unit takes away their weapon and has them unmask for a short period. If they don't show signs of trouble, the rest of the unit unmasks. If the soldier does start reacting to a chemical compound, the unit keeps their masks on and sends the junior guy to a hospital. Get well soon!

6. Long hours and low pay

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No one in the military is getting rich, and just about everyone works long hours. But, the junior guys usually work the same hours for even less pay than everyone else. A new E-2 in the military makes $1734 a month. They work an eight-hour day plus do an hour of mandatory physical training every morning. So, not counting any assignments, overnight guard duty, or additional physical training, an E-2 makes about $8.67 an hour before taxes.

They may get great benefits and education incentives, but the paychecks can be depressing.

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