Here's how the military pranked everyone on April Fools' Day
Everyone wants to get in on the pranking fun of April Fools' Day, and people working in the national security establishment are no different.
From the individual branches of the military to non-profits run by veterans, we looked around to find out what kind of pranks were pulled on April 1st. Here they are.
From the U.S. Army:
Army drones to deliver 3D printed pizzas to forward operating bases
NATICK, Mass. (April 1, 2015) - Pizzas made to order on 3D printers soon could be delivered by drones to hungry Soldiers at outposts across the globe.
According to researchers at the U.S. Army Natick Soldier Systems Center, the pizzas would be produced on specially designed 3D printers and flown to outposts while still hot. Natick researchers called it "an unexpected breakthrough" beyond the recently announced development of a Meal, Ready-to-Eat, also known as MRE, pizza, which has a shelf life of three years.
"It's great to be able to offer the warfighter a little slice of home with the MRE pizza," said John Harlow, supervisory culinary transfer engineer at Natick, "but we never lost sight of our true goal -- delivering piping hot, complete, custom pizzas to our men and women in the field. Who deserves them more?"
From the U.S. Marine Corps:
Marine Barracks Washington to Relocate to Detroit
Washington D.C. has been the home to the Marine Barracks since President Thomas Jefferson and Commandant Lt. Col. William Ward Burrows selected the spot in 1801. For more than 214 years it has been the epicenter of Marine Corps' tradition, ceremony, and a symbol of one of the finest military branches in the world.
In mid-2016 Marine Barracks Washington D.C. will be no more. The post will begin its move to a similar sized lot located just outside of Detroit, Mich.
"It has been decided, due to budgetary constraints, drawdown of personnel, and the incentives from the city of Detroit, that it is in the best interest of the Marine Corps to relocate our post to a new and fresh arena," said the Barracks public affairs officer Capt. Lane Kensington.
The EU Observer had this one about our NATO allies:
France to sell Mistral warships to EU
France is to supply its Mistral warships to the EU foreign service instead of to Russia in a move designed to forge a "genuine European defence policy".
The landmark deal comes after EU sanctions over Ukraine, last year, stopped France from transferring the first of the two vessels to Russia.
It also indicates deep EU scepticism on Moscow's promises to make peace.
NPR had this gem:
Oral History Project Hopes To Preserve Memories Of Navy Dolphins
It's a round-the-clock effort to save the war stories of these creatures before they're lost. With a grant from the South Illinois SeaWorld Fund and the Aaron and Myrna Lipshitz Foundation, work is proceeding at a feverish pace. Cory Storr calls it a race against time.
CORY STORR: It's a race against time. These dolphins are reaching their 80's, their 90's. We learned our lesson when we neglected to collect the stories from the Army rescue bunnies used in Korea.
SIEGEL: Belleville, of course, means beautiful city in French, and French itself is the language of love. So it's appropriate that the Navy picked this southern Illinois town - the eighth largest in the state - to be home to retired dolphins. They are housed in what was, until recently, a facility to farm-raise whales. The recession led to that multimillion dollar business shutting down. And now, Belleville's Chamber of Commerce is counting on the dolphin story project to succeed in its wake.
Popular Marine webcomic "Terminal Lance" said he was switching services for "Terminal Airman."
But during a recent visit to Washington, D.C., senior Air Force officials offered Uriarte "a lot of money" to focus on airmen instead.
"When I told them I didn't really know anything about the Air Force, they simply told me 'it's okay no one really does, just make it about two women," he wrote. 'Everyone knows we have great looking women,'
"The new series will follow the hilarious predicaments of Airmen Abby and Sanchez, which makes this the first all-female leading cast of a military comic strip. Since they never deploy, the series mostly just sticks to their adventures at Starbucks and the AAFES exchange."
Photo Credit: Terminal Lance
And finally, we really loved Team Rubicon's effort to rebrand itself and change its mission: