The interesting backstories to each of Gen. Jim Mattis' nicknames
There has never been a United States Secretary of Defense that has been so universally beloved. Retired Gen. Jim Mattis was confirmed last year by a landslide vote of 98 in favor and 1 opposed, despite being on a waiver to circumvent the seven-years-since-retirement requirement to be appointed Secretary of Defense.
Long before he rose to the highest position in the Armed Forces, second only to the President, he earned several monikers, each from a different aspect of his ability to lead.
4. "Mad Dog" Mattis
For the record: He is not a fan of the name, "Mad Dog" Mattis. So, you probably don't want to go saying it to a man that has admitted that the max effective range on his knife hand is hundreds of miles. It dates back to a 2004 Los Angeles Times article saying that U.S. troops in Fallujah called him "Mad Dog" behind his back and that it was "high praise" in Marine culture.
The "Mad Dog" label stuck following a series of intimidating quotes, such as, "be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet" and "a good soldier follows orders, but a true warrior wears his enemy's skin like a poncho." At Gen. Mattis's confirmation hearing, former Maine Senator and the Secretary of Defense from 1997 to 2001, William Cohen, joked that it's a misnomer and the nickname "Braveheart" would have been much more accurate.
If you called him "Mad Dog" to his face, he'd either: A.) politely tell you that you're wrong, B.) insult you on a higher level than you can comprehend, C.) knife-hand your soul out of your body, or D.) all of the above.
3. "Warrior Monk"
The most accurate of his nicknames has to be "The Warrior Monk." Another beautiful Mattisism is, "the most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears."
Gen. Mattis is well known for his intelligence, extensive book collection, and giving his troops required reading lists that range from cultural studies to Marcus Aurelius' Meditations. For his complete reading list, broken down by rank and region of deployment, click here.
One has to wonder about his take on fictional war novels, like Dune, Starship Troopers, and Ender's Game. (DoD photo by Army Sgt. Amber I. Smith)
His preferred nickname is the call sign he used as a Colonel, "Chaos." He joked at a conference that he'd like to tell people that it was for some dignified reason, but it's not.
When he was a regimental commander at Twentynine Palms, he was leaving the S-3 office and noticed the words "CHAOS" written on the whiteboard. He asked someone what it meant and got, "Oh, you don't need to know about that..." which, of course, only piqued his interest more. Finally, they broke it to him that it meant, "Colonel Has An Outstanding Solution." It was a joke at his expense that he took in stride, so he wore it as a badge of honor.
If anything, Gen. Mattis knows how to take a joke in stride. (Image via Instagram)
1. "Patron Saint of Chaos"
Secretary of Defense Mattis' legendary status among the troops has earned him the title, "Saint Mattis of Quantico. Patron Saint of Chaos."
(Image via OAF Nation)
So, if you'll join us in a quick reading,
Hail Mattis, full of hate. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art though among enlisted. And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand. Holy Mattis, father of War. Pray for us heathen, Now and at the hour of combat. Amen.