You were just walking the dog on what was supposed to be an uneventful morning when some eagle swooped down and lifted Fido into the air. Now you have to channel the spirit of the F-22 by sprinting across the rooftops of adjacent buildings, leaping up every few buildings only to feel the leash slip through outstretched fingers.
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