There you are, sipping down lava-hot coffee to replace the warmth you lost while swimming through the Arctic waters and shadowing Russian subs when you hear a small click behind you. Is that the janitor? The Russian submariner you kidnapped? Or is it an international assassin here to end your surveillance? When you’re faced with this uncertainty, you don’t want to be holding some plastic thing that can’t even handle the microwave. No, grab this ceramic cylinder of awesome and know that you can brain an enemy with confidence and then use the handle as a shank.
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
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