Well, here's your sobering thought for the day: The War on Terror has officially turned seventeen years old today, which also happens to be the minimum age required to enlist in the armed services. Take that as you will — it's neither a good nor a bad thing. It's simply a thing.

For troops in earlier wars, the circumstances were a little more straightforward. We declared war against our enemies (or the enemies of our allies) and the resulting conflict ended when one side conceded or declared victory. A war against an insurgency, however, is inherently different. There isn't a clear opposition over which to declare victory.

But that's neither here nor there. The fact is, an entire generation of kids that learned of the attacks on the World Trade Center from history books instead from live television — in much the same way as we learned of the events of the American Cold War — is now capable of raising their right hand and taking an oath of enlistment.


The official rules of enlistment state that someone must be a U.S. citizen or resident alien, must be 17 years of age with parents' consent or 18 without, must have a high school diploma (with very few exceptions), and must pass a physical medical exam.

While it's not uncommon to receive a high school diploma at the age of 16, it's unlikely that such an early achiever would apply their child-prodigy skills by enlisting as a young private when nearly any university would snatch them up in a heartbeat. However, if an applicant is from one of the seven states that 16-year-olds to test for a GED, can manage to swing a slot reserved for GED-holders, and they pass the ASVAB, well, they'll officially be the first post-9/11 baby to serve in the post-9/11 military.

You know those troops are going to get mocked relentlessly — or just make all the senior NCOs depressed.

(U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Vernon Young Jr.)

It's a fairly tough pill to swallow — a kid enlisting to serve in a war they were born into — but it's not the only significant milestone. There are some troops who have enlisted and served into retirement, all in support of the Global War on Terror.

That's right, troops who opted into the early retirement system that allowed troops who've served for over 15 years to take an early exit could have started and ended their career fighting the same insurgency. The program ended last December, but a handful of troops who enlisted right after 9/11 managed to squeeze into that "early out."

They'll get their chance again, if the war on terror doesn't end within the next two years...

(U.S. Marine Corps)

There's no word yet when the first post-9/11 baby will fill in the ranks, but I'm sure there will be plenty of pomp and circumstance around their enlistment. We'll just have to wait and see.

See you in formation, kid.