The 13 funniest military memes of the week

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1. Even if he had a full magazine and you were standing still (Via Sh*t My LPO Says).

Military memes Air Force misses

Don’t stand in front of anything expensive though. No telling which direction he’ll miss.

2. Video game logic in the real world.

Military memes Army helicopters video game logic

The delay in air support would be fine if cheat codes worked.

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3. This is why you’re supposed to use the metric system (Via Sh*t My LPO Says).

Military memes Navy conversion method

Metric: The only way your superiors won’t confuse themselves with conversions.

4.  AAFES: One stop shop with ok prices and acceptable products.

Military memes Army Air Force military hair cut

Support the warfighter.

5. Some Marines still care about fashion (via Marine Corps Memes).

Military memes Marine Corps Uggs

Seriously though, soft shoe profiles would be less annoying if the guy still looked mostly right.

6. The Navy may be the most powerful maritime force in history …

Military memes CG over Navy

… but the Coast Guard is the oldest! Wait, this doesn’t feel like a great slam.

7. The Air Force is always looking down at the other forces (Via Team Non-Rec)…

Military memes Air Force marching

… feet. The other forces’ feet. It’s the only way they can find the beat.

8. Cadets: The “lease to buy” method of joining the military.

Military memes Army cadets raining coffee

At least she doesn’t expect hot chocolate and marshmallows if it rains. She doesn’t, right?

9. Works great until you get in-country and can’t get signal (via Marine Corps Memes).

Military memes Marne Corps standing by

Then you have to get assigned to a base with Wi-Fi.

10. When the speaker says, “Any questions,” he’s just checking the box (Via Air Force Memes and Humor).

Military memes general air force

You’re not supposed to actually ask questions.

11. When you’ve been looking for the platoon leader for hours (Via Team Non-Rec) …

Military memes LT lieutenant

… and finally find them trapped somewhere.

 12. It’s a trap, but you still have to open the door (Via Team Non-Rec).

Military memes Marine Corps boot

But maybe find your own metal face mask before you open up.

13. Brace yourselves (Via Sh*t My LPO Says)!!

Military memes Release the Kraken Navy real monsters

Administrative bullsh*t is coming!

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