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5 ways to skate in Marine Corps boot camp

From the moment you arrive to the day you graduate, Marine Corps boot camp is the worst time of your life. Thankfully, during a recruit's time at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot, he or she can find ways to temporarily postpone the mental and physical ass-kicking.


Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

The art of avoiding work and responsibilities, better known as "skating," will follow us for the rest of our military careers, but it always starts at the same place: boot camp.

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5. Going to medical

You can spend all day sitting at medical to skate out of the day's event. This method, if used too often, will earn you a prime spot on the shitlist.

This is the least recommended skating method. (Image from Marines.mil)

4. Getting your wisdom teeth pulled

This way sucks, but you get 3 days sick-in-quarters where you don't leave the squad bay, and then you get another 5 days of light duty, where you aren't allowed to run or lift heavy things.

Worry not! The quarterdeck awaits! (Image via Reddit)

3. Getting stuck on working parties

If you're stuck on a working party while everyone else is training, you'll probably want to take your time to finish the job at hand.

2. Have a penicillin allergy

This one is really a gift and a curse. The benefit of being allergic to penicillin is that you get to leave the squad bay early on Friday mornings to go to breakfast ahead of your platoon so you can get to medical and receive a special antibiotic pill.

Not only can this get you out of any morning training, but it gets you out of having to get the infamous peanut-butter shot. The downside, however, is that it comes with some crappy side effects, like diarrhea.

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1. Become a Scribe

Scribes help the drill instructors compile lists and keep track of information regarding the recruits in their respective platoons. The reason this is such a great way to skate is, oftentimes, these lists need to be made and revised during training events, so scribes can skip out — especially when it's phase 3 and the Crucible is only days away.

The big thing about being a scribe is making the nightly fire watch list. In fact, some scribes choose to exempt themselves from this list (Note: If you're not a scribe, it's good to make friends with one).

A recruit with Delta Company, 1st Recruit Training Battalion, takes notes during a class for educational benefits Aug. 26, 2015, on Parris Island, S.C. During the class, recruits learn about the various tuition assistance programs available, such as the Post-9/11 G.I. Bill and the Montgomery G.I. Bill. (Photo by Lance Cpl. Aaron Bolser)

What are some other ways to skate in Marine Corps boot camp?