Troops have an ironic love of Disney films. Some of them are just way too upbeat and chipper to resist, others are simply too perfect for laughing away terrible situations, and certain songs (this is especially true among troops with kids) have been forced into our heads because we've heard them over and over and over again.
Stepping into the recruiter's office
Young hopefuls step into the recruiter's office with big dreams, believing they can go the distance. So, they often put their trust in recruiters. They'll be completely accommodating but, in reality, they know what's really going on out there.
First day of Basic Training
It takes a lot to turn that kid into someone prepared for war. Yes, recruit, it's hard and you'll hate those responsible for toughening you up at first but, the harder you train, the sooner you'll realize you're one jump ahead of other recruits. Basic will teach you what you never knew you didn't know.
Finally meeting the guys in your unit
The military isn't all doom and gloom. Once you get to your unit, you'll realize you're in good company and there's no need to worry. Yeah, you'll run into people with egos and, yes, there will be terrible leaders, but it's the friendships that make the wild ride worth it. They may not be perfect, but with good friends, you'll have no worries for the rest of your career.
Your first deployment
It's a tale as old as time. Overzealous troops just can't wait to go see some action. Then, just when they're almost there, they learn they'll be in a support role. They're stuck watching other grunts do their mission, wishing they could be a part of their world.
Finally getting your DD-214
It's a beautiful day when troops can finally rejoin their friends on the other side. Yeah, visiting the VA hospital for all your pains is no fun, but it's all worth it for the free food on Veteran's Day and the good memories you'll forever share with the guys.