Looks like troops will stop doing drills in South Korea and actually be pulled out of there. Great. Now every unit is going to get some Joe who was just stationed there that'll constantly complain about how "South Korea was so much better" than their new unit — despite constantly talking sh*t while there.
It's always the same lower-enlisted troop. You know the type. They'll show up just barely in time for First Sergeant to call "fall in," they'll be hungover and smell like cigarettes at every formation, and it's almost a guarantee that they'll defend their sh*tty actions with a limp, "well, in my last unit..."
Have fun with that, NCOs. No one will blame you for tree-line counseling those fools.
(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)
Mindless detail where you can joke with your buddies or being stuck in a training meeting, listening to how the good idea fairy will reshape the unit?
NCOs' eyes are like the dinosaurs'. They can't see you unless you move.
I learned it from Jurassic Park, so it has to be true.
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
There's a massive difference between being a "five-jump chump" and having your mustard stain.
Which basically cuts out every staff officer who wanted to impress the commander.