Despite Hot Shots Part Deux's claim to be the bloodiest movie ever, we actually did the math and found the top body counts for war films featuring the U.S. military. These counts are only for onscreen, confirmed dead. If they're still moving when the director cuts to the next shot, it doesn't count. The results are surprising.
9. Delta Force
Despite his online reputation for ceaseless badassery, Chuck Norris' seminal work Delta Force only has 78 confirmed kills. Though admittedly, 43 of those are at the hands of Chuck Norris himself.
8. Rambo Series
(commonly known as "the Rambo movie") is the most surprising. With a body count of one confirmed kill, you wonder how John Rambo earned the reputation of being Hollywood's biggest military badass... until you see the rest of the Rambo films (lots of cops go through windows, though). Body counts rise at a near exponential rate after the commies kill Rambo's love interest, with 80 kills in First Blood Part II
, 158 in Rambo III
, and a whopping 273 in 2008's Rambo
. At that rate, I imagine that Rambo: Last Blood
will maim more people than a movie starring 100 untamed lions
7. The Patriot
Another surprise is the number of onscreen deaths in The Patriot. Mel Gibson's Revolutionary War film, based on the Southern colonies' fight against brutal British Colonel Banastre Tarleton, only had 123 onscreen kills.
6. Black Hawk Down
Black Hawk Down is considered one of the most realistic portrayals of any military action ever depicted onscreen, but the 135 deaths (122 Somalis, 13 Americans) doesn't reflect the real-world body count of 1,500 Somalis, 18 Americans, 1 Malaysian and 1 Pakistani.
5. Saving Private Ryan
Steven Spielberg's WWII epic Saving Private Ryan defined the distinctive WWII onscreen look and feel, replicated again and again. Appropriately, the film starts with his vision of the intense D-Day landings at Normandy. The final tally, including the dog tags of the KIA, stands at 243.
Platoon's 277 kills are enough to give anyone a thousand-yard stare.
3. We Were Soldiers
The 305 total onscreen deaths between US forces and the North Vietnamese Army in We Were Soldiers gives Mel Gibson war film extras a higher mortality rate than Sean Bean in any film or TV show ever.
2. Inglourious Basterds
Quentin Tarantino's films have a reputation for violence and his WWII masterwork Inglourious Basterds delivers Lieutenant Aldo Raine's scalps and then some with a confirmed kill count of 315.
The all-time top body count of any movie featuring US troops in combat goes to Nicolas Cage's Windtalkers with a whopping 548 onscreen kills.