5 of the best ways to skate in the Marine Corps Infantry

Skipping out on work is an age-old practice and, in the military, it requires a decent amount of both skill and luck. The art of 'skating' is not one that can easily be taught or learned. To become an expert, one must be trained by a master — probably the grand, old lance corporal of the platoon — and one must train hard.

Since skating is generally frowned upon by members of the command, it's all the more surprising and sweet when they give you the opportunity to do so.

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1. Be a duty driver

At the insistence of your command, you get out of an entire day's work to learn how to drive a van then drive said van. In some rare cases, you might be pulled away for a few days to learn how to drive the van, take a written test, and then take a road test. Not only do you get to enjoy a few easy days courtesy of your command, you'll occasionally get pulled away to drive the battalion's officer on duty, which means, essentially, you get those days off as well.

2. Be a HMMWV driver

Taking this course means you get a week away from your unit to learn about the wonderful HMMWV (pronounced 'humvee') and how often you'll have to fix it. On some days, classes end early, so be prepared to get out of work before the rest of your unit. Aside from that first week, this is a ticket to occasionally get out of hikes and fields ops to drive supplies or weak bodies from point A to B.

3. Platoon radio operator

This skate takes place mostly in the field because it requires you to follow the platoon commander around. It's your job to monitor radio traffic for the lieutenant to keep him up to speed on what's going on, so while others are on patrol, you'll be busy relaying info.

4. Mess duty

Sure, you might have to get up early and go to bed a bit late, but that's what it takes to get hot meals ready for everyone in the field. You prepare breakfast and dinner usually and spend the afternoon cleaning the cooking equipment. You're basically attached to the cook that's been assigned to your company, so whenever they need help, you get to spend time away from your platoon.

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5. Be a range safety operator

These Marines are driven to and from the ranges to make sure everyone who is shooting is doing so safely and effectively. Your job is simple: pay attention. All you have to do is make sure PFC Bootface isn't going to shoot Lance Corporal So-and-so in the back on accident (or on purpose).