It looks like the list for the Army's senior enlisted promotions got pushed out — which is fantastic news for everyone who got picked up. Congratulations! You worked hard and it's paying off.
To the rest of you, my condolences. But let me be clear here: I'm not pitying the NCOs — oh no, they'll get their time to shine (or get RCPed for staying in at the same rank, whichever comes first). My heart aches for the soldiers beneath the NCOs that didn't make the list. Get ready for a world of hurt because your platoon sergeant is about to take their frustrations out on you.
Let these memes help soothe the pain.