It’s America Weekend! If you’re not already on a four-day, we are so sorry and we want to know what’s wrong with your command just as much as you do.
Whether you’re stuck on duty, working some post-DD-214 civilian job, or just waking up from the first barracks party of the weekend, here are 13 of the week’s funniest military memes:
1. Word is that if he actually donated his own blood, every recipient would go super saiyan (via Military Memes).
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2. “Guys, I’m already just faking half of my duties.”
(via Pop Smoke)
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3. “Oh crap.”
(via Marine Corps Memes)
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4. “Hello, tank. Some guys on the ridge took pop shots at us.”
(via Military Memes)
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“Could you –” BOOM! “Yeah, that probably did it.”
5. The famed Pillsbury Dough Chief (via Military Memes).
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6. So many certificates, so little learning (via Air Force Memes Humor).
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7. First step to any military plan: Get everything clean (via Team Non-Rec).
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8. “Do not mouth off to the NCOs, do not mouth off –”
(via The Salty Soldier)
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9. That toll booth operator told this story at every party for the net ten years (via Military Memes).
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10. Better submit that ticket before the keyboard starts burning too (via Coast Guard Memes).
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11. “So, you’ll start by taking the ASVAB …”
(via Do You Even Marine, Bro?)
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12. The F-35 is always in trouble (via Air Force Nation).
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13. The E-4 mafia gets saltier and saltier every year (via The Senior Specialist).
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