Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day. There are a few things you need to know with the holiday falling on a Saturday:
• Stereotyping the Irish is not the same as any other ethnicity. Do not protest. Don’t even bring it up.
• Parkour is way, way harder than it looks. Do not attempt.
• The Fast and Furious movies are not documentaries.
Try not to end up in First Sergeant’s office.
1. This also applies to athletes and politicians. But not firemen — firemen are goddamn heroes. (via Decelerate Your Life)
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2. We found your juice boxes, Air Force.
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3. Remember that skydick the Navy made? NASA is unimpressed.
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Now: 8 advantages of having Marine veterans as friends
4. That time Big Bird went full veteran.
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5. I’ll take another SEAL movie if this is the cast.
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6. Who’s the only real Commander-in-Chief?
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Also: See the Navy haul its crew’s vehicles on the USS Ronald Reagan
7. Britain and Russia talk sh*t all week. Russians aren’t scared.
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8. If you don’t laugh, read a history book.
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9. It’s funny ’til you read about real Soviet snipers in WWII, boot. (via Military World)
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Check Out: Why the Navy constantly checks on this sunken cruiser
10.”You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.” (via Pop Smoke)
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11. Halfway through Mustache March, half the Air Force reconsiders. (via Air Force Memes and Humor)
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12. All it needs is a Coors Light. (via Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said)
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More Memes: 11 memes that will make any infantryman laugh for hours
13. Here’s another tough pill to swallow. (via Untied Status Marin Crops)
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