It’s the second week of January and the gym seems to be about back to normal.
The weather is getting there, so take advantage of drawing d*cks in the snow while you can. Looking at you, Navy.
13. “But the Marines took a lot of little islands!” — “We took a lot of little countries.”
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12. Pick something that has a weak enough scent that whatever you mix it in will over power it (like rum in a coke) and sip from it all day.
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11. “I keep paying $20 towards it a month. Why does it keep going up?”
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10. The PX barbershop only ever gives, like, four or five different haircuts. And yet they f*ck them all up.
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9. If a girl in a bikini can get 10,000+ likes, how many can we get for our homeless veterans?
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8. Since it’s the same four HDDs floating around, that means you probably re-downloaded the same videos at least twice by now…
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7. “But Sergeant! I need you to-“
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6. “Hearts and minds,” right? Two in the heart. One in the mind.
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5. If the Coast Guard goes to the range more than you do, you’re a super POG.
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4. Whatever you say, Staff Sergeant. Your neckline can only help you out so much.
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3. It’s even worse if you’re drunk.
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2. Can’t tell which one gave the least amount of f*cks: the NCO who signed off on the original DA 5988-E or the mechanic that typed it up.
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1. Looks like an ingenious plan but if he got locked in there that CBRN gear will be Hell.
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