

They’re like normal memes, but more violent and rude.
1. It’s getting towards fall. Make sure you don’t lose any officers.

2. The Marines really fight so aggressively because they want first dibs on the slide.

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3. Why drill sergeants deserve special badges.

4. If you give a Jodie a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.

5. Do not take on the mafia. It is not worth it.

6. Chair Force’s real fear from sequestration: a chair shortage.

7. Hurricanes are just training opportunities.

8. Marines are generous. Ooh-rah?

9. Every career counselor ever.

10. The Coast Guard trains for their most feared adversary.

11. When commandoes place a to-go order:

12. Special Forces trainers do not want your excuses.

13. Good luck at your libo brief. We’re sure it’ll be riveting.
