Awh yeah! It's Army-Navy Game time, folks! You'd think troops would hate the game, but we f*cking love it! Any other day of the year and you'd be hard-pressed to find a single troop who'd actively give a damn about a bunch of academy soon-to-be butter bars who finally show up for some sports PT. But nope! It's about branch pride this weekend!
Even the Marines full-heartedly accept they're apart of the Navy for one afternoon. That entirely depends on if they win, of course. Vegas odds put the Midshipmen at a slightly better chance of winning after the Army went on that five-game losing streak, but they've come back from worse odds.
If Navy does win, they get the Commander-in-Chief Trophy back at Annapolis. If Army wins, they retain the trophy because the wins are spread out like it's a "Rock, Paper, Scissors" style match-up since Army already lost to Air Force... Wait a second...
That was almost six weeks ago? Huh. Even when the Army is having a sh*tty year, we all kind of forget about the Air Force Academy... Anyways, here are some memes.
(Meme via Valhalla Wear)
For everyone crying out "but what about your pro-mask seals?" I'd like to politely ask you when was the last time you saw anyone actually carry a pro-mask with them out on patrol in an accessible position and not in the bottom of a ruck (or in the vehicle) for any reason other than the TOCroach LT randomly tagging along.
(Meme via @CollegeGameDay Twitter)
Go Army, Beat Navy!
It's technically a photo from last year but since it's still relevant and I've held onto it since then, so it makes it in. Bite me.