War movies wouldn't be complete without some cinematic deaths. In some of these flicks, the troop is killed instantly by a barrage of incoming fire, but in others, the director decides to take his time with something dramatic and drawn out.
In some cases, there's a hint of hope that the near-death character just might pull through — but that sh*t is freaking rare.
Check out these five on-screen wounds that the troop had no chance of surviving.
1. Cowboy (Full Metal Jacket)
In the film our favorite Texan takes a direct sniper round to his chest out of nowhere. F*ck! Cowboy's Marines drag him to safety to render treatment, but there are two things working against him:
- He got hit in the back and round went through his chest wall. That's bad.
- The squad's Corpsman got killed in the previous scene. That's double bad.
Cowboy made a boot mistake by standing in front of those two big-ass holes in the wall, giving that sniper a clear line of sight on him — just sayin'.
2. Nick (Deer Hunter)
While playing a dangerous game of Russian roulette — which we strongly recommend against — Nicky fires a round straight into his brain and falls to the floor. Michael rushes over and applies pressure to his massive, bleeding wound, but he doesn't have a chance at saving his friend without an operating room and a skilled neurosurgeon on hand.
It's a great movie, but why didn't Micheal use Nicky's red head wrap to help stop the bleeding? Just sayin'.
3. William Wallace (Braveheart)
William Wallace's legacy is so impressive that we hate to rain on every Scotsman's parade with this one. Toward the end of the film, Wallace is hung by the neck, his limbs are stretched apart by horses, and his entrails are pulled out his abdomen — brutal. Wallace is told throughout his execution that if he asks for mercy, they will grant it.
As they pull out his insides, he's told one final time to ask for mercy — as if the medical technology of the time could help them properly restore those vital organs.
Plus, his diaphragm was probably ripped to hell, making it impossible for him to famously scream, "freedom!" — just sayin'.
4. Medic Wade (Saving Private Ryan)
Deep in the second act, Medic Wade takes a few rounds to his torso. Capt. Miller and the rest of the Rangers render the best treatment they can muster.
The soldiers use a lot of pressure dressings, iodized salt packets, and water to try and save their friend and only medic. Unfortunately, his wounds were far too severe. They never had a shot.
It's a dramatic scene, but we also doubt Wade would've been able to speak as clearly as he was — just sayin'.
5. Elias (Platoon)
This fictional sergeant is one of the film's most influential characters, as he brings a glimmer of humanity to an inhumane world. Once we witness (spoiler alert) Sgt. Barnes shoot Elias a few times, we figure he's was dead. Little do we know, he's got a lot more fight in him.
Later, we spot Elias running away from the enemy toward the helicopter and, for a split second, we think he just might make it. We're so wrong.
It's amazing none of those AK-47 rounds rip through the front of his chest wall like they do Cowboy's — just sayin'.
I challenge you to count the number of times Elias gets shot. If you think you've got it, comment below.