6 reasons soldiers hate on the Marines

Troops hating on each other is commonplace. It builds branch esprit de corps to poke fun at our brothers. When it comes to why soldiers hate on Marines, that's just it — hate on, not hate. Us soldiers laugh at our thick-skulled, knuckle-dragging brothers from a place of camaraderie. In fact, our knuckles drag just as low. The Army's mission is too different from the Navy and Air Force for many of us to have prolonged contact with them. Marines, on the other hand, are often in the same guard post, same smoke pit, same bunker, and same all-around sh*t as soldiers, but that doesn't make them safe from mockery.

03 Series? Cool as f*ck in my book. Carry on.

Literally everyone else in the Marine Corps who tries to leech cool points from the 03 series with that stupid saying? Get out of here with that bullsh*t. There's pride in playing your role and being the tiny gear that moves the military forward. You don't need to pretend you're something harder than you really are.

Marines pride themselves on being the fittest and most war-fighting capable branch in the U.S. Armed Forces. They sh*t on the Air Force for being lazy. They sh*t on the Navy for being useless. They shit on us for being fat. All of which may be true — we won't fight back.

But tell me, are you 100% certain there aren't any fat, lazy, or useless Marines?

Whenever a group of Joes and Jarheads run into each other downrange, there's always that one Marine who says something like, "oh, you have an ACOG on your M4? Must be nice."

My heart goes out to you. It really does. But why b*tch to us about it? Average Joes are just slightly more geared than Marines. The Air Force gets far more than us and squanders it on airplanes they won't use. If you really want fix the problem, take it up with the Navy. They blew what could have been your ACOG and M4 money on "Fat Leonard" kickbacks.

"Tip of the Spear" has its benefits and setbacks. It sucks being the first ones anywhere, and soldiers sympathize.

The Marine Corps' "first to fight" mentality, however, often means pissing off a local village and hot-potatoing that sh*t to the incoming soldiers.

...but we still have Invasion of Normandy. For being the largest and most well-known amphibious landing force in the world, you'd think they would've played a bigger part in the largest and most well-known amphibious landing.

We can't deny it. We may change our dress uniforms every year, but Marines just found an awesome design and stuck with it.

At the end of the day, we hate on them because they're the brother we're closest to and we couldn't ask for a better friend to watch our back.