Twitter is one of those great places where you can blow off some steam with people who just get you. And in the military, blowing off some steam is necessary. What better way to do it than by cramming years of inside jokes and memories into a few short (and hilarious) sentences? Here are 15 of the funniest military tweets.
1. Puppy tags
If dog tags really looked like this, everyone would probably join.
2. Always trust the CW03
So motivational. Who’s inspired?
3. What’s the difference?
Privates all the way.
4. I wonder why?
Seems like they should’ve paid more attention in training.
5. It really shows
You really should think more outside of the box.
6. General orders
They take orders from no one. Maybe they take it a step too far?
7. It’s all about creating an atmosphere
Gunshots? More like ambient sound machine.
8. Shells out here spitting facts
Maybe if the MREs were better, this wouldn’t be a thing.
9. I’d say that’s good reasoning
It’s more “chemical weapons” than “chemical romance”, unfortunately.
10. It takes two to tango
It’s the accuracy for me.
11. Ah, the majestic Brrrt
You can’t beat an A-10.
12. See the world, they said…
You’ve got to love that cultured H2O.
13. Watch your back
I think NOT!