6 myths civilians believe about Marines

Tim Kirkpatrick
Aug 12, 2018 6:10 PM PDT
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SUMMARY

Since Nov. 10th, 1775, the Marine Corps’ rich history of kicking ass and taking names has char…

Since Nov. 10th, 1775, the Marine Corps' rich history of kicking ass and taking names has charmed Americans and earned their respect all across the United States. Because of that, civilians see Marines in a different perspective than the Navy, Air Force, or even Army.


Since every branch of the military has a particular image that the general population associates them with, we asked several civilians, "What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think about the Marines?"

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Here's what they said:

1. They have to be super patriotic to join

Most of them are, but others just couldn't see themselves serving in another branch.

Now I'm joining the Corps! (Images via Giphy)

2. All Marines have to go war and fight

Not true. The Marines Corps is made of several different elements other than the infantry, like aircraft maintenance, logistics, and duties that cause your Marine to sit in an office and analyze intel all day — so breathe easy, momma bear.

Dammit, Carl! (Images via Giphy)

3. They're all excellent shots with a rifle

Most are, but a low number of recruits score just high enough to earn the "rifle marksman" medal, a.k.a. the "pizza box." All Marines must rifle qual before they can graduate from basic training, but it takes extra training and skill to earn higher levels of marksmanship.

Ask a Marine to explain this joke. (Images via Giphy)

4. They're buff and strong

Most are pretty jacked, but many are just normal size — they make it up by having tons of heart.

Oh, Master Sergeant! (Images via Giphy)

5. They are mean and scary as hell

Marines can get pretty intense, but that just shows their passion. While a Marine can get super scary (especially when they gain rank or come in contact with people they just don't like), some get by with just a quiet intensity.

But most of the time they're fun loving. (Images via Giphy)

6. They're brainwashed in boot camp

Negative, Ghost Rider.

They are just influenced to love their country and branch of service at an exceptionally high level through various mental and physical activities.

They have to be, to carry out the missions they're are asked to do.

Sometimes this involves screaming while brushing their teeth — which may happen. (Images via Giphy)Can you think of any others? Comment below.

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