7 military regs service members violate every day

Tim Kirkpatrick
Jun 24, 2021 11:42 PM PDT
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SUMMARY

Let’s face it, the military has a lot of rules and regulations that they expect everyone to follow to the letter. For the most part, service members abide by the guidelines their commands set for them, though there are some that push the boundarie…

Let's face it, the military has a lot of rules and regulations that they expect everyone to follow to the letter. For the most part, service members abide by the guidelines their commands set for them, though there are some that push the boundaries any chance they get.


Even the most squared away troop has violated a military statute at one time or another because many of them are bull sh*t less important to the mission than others.

Check out our list of regulations that service members violate every day.

1. Hands in pockets

As crazy as it sounds, having your hands stuffed inside your warm pockets on a cold day isn't allowed; it's the military way — but we still do it.

 

2. Fraternization

A consensual adult relationship between officers and enlisted members totally violates the Uniform Code of Military Justice, but it's a lot of fun to brag about after you get out.

3. Adultery

Sleeping with someone who isn't your spouse is just a d*ck move. But just because it's not cool doesn't mean it never happens.

 

 

4. Wearing white socks

Although they're more comfortable than wearing black socks with combat boots, don't let the higher-ups see you sporting the out-of-reg look.

 

(Image by Ollebolle123 from Pixabay)

5. Hazing

Most service members prefer the term "hardcore training" — but for those enduring the tough discipline, it's seen it as a negative thing.

(Warner Bros.)

 

6. Contract marriages

Getting married strictly for monetary gain or medical benefits happens frequently, especially right before a deployment — it can turn south real quick.

 

7. Walking & talking on a cell phone

For millennials, this is the biggest hurdle to jump over when they first enter military service.

U.S. Air Force photo by Airman 1st Class Daniel Hughes/Released

Bonus: Showing up to work drunk

Because service members like to drink.

Can you think of any more? Leave a comment!

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