Corpsmen and medics have to be the jacks-of-all-trades when they're taking care of business. Under the watchful eye of their senior medical officers, "docs" have to execute their insane responsibilities at an efficient rate.
They're asked to perform some impressive, life-saving interventions that would make a third-year medical student cringe.
They also get blamed for a variety of things they have no control over if they're the lower man or woman on the totem pole.
It's funny, considering all the good they've done throughout America's history, that their fellow brothers-in-arms like to f*ck with them every so often by creating and perpetuating stereotypes.
Some of those stereotypes stick and get carried on forever!
So, check out four stereotypes platoon medics get freakin' stuck with.
4. They joined just to look at other service members' d*cks.
For the most part, that statement is inaccurate. However, there may have been a few medics, throughout the course history, who probably joined to catch a peek every now and again.
3. Navy Corpsmen are just Marine rejects.
As much as we dislike this one, Corpsman can't help it if their Marines freakin' love them and see them as equals. That being said, there are a few "docs" who joined because they couldn't get into the Corps due to stupid tattoo policies — including yours truly.
Stupid, right? (Image from U.S. Marine Corps)
2. They love issuing out the "silver bullet."
Nope! We can't think of a single human being who explicitly enjoys taking another's temperature via their butthole. Yuck! But they'll do it if they have to.
Terminal Lance #258 (Source: Terminal Lance)
1. The only medical treatment they know is to tell patients to take Motrin, change their socks, and hydrate.
"Docs" can obviously do a lot more than that, but stateside, their hands are tied when it comes to rendering treatment. In combat, however, the rules and regulations dramatically change.
Yes, the meme makers of the world are so funny, we can't stop laughing.
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