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20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Joining the Armed Forces is nothing to poke fun at. It’s one of the most honorable undertakings on the planet. That said, we all need to laugh at ourselves now and again. If you’re in the Army, these memes are all too relatable, so what are you waiting for? Come on down and laugh a little! If you’re a Marine, don’t get too cocky. No branch is safe from Internet memes.

  1. They weren’t wrong.
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Sometimes you’re the Armed Forces. Other times, you’re just the arm.

2. Oh. So that’s how tanks are made.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

They don’t teach you everything in high school bio, kids.

3. Possibly the least peaceful type of angel

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

But it’s still very nice. Could someone please tell him the holidays are over, though?

4. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Better yet, kick the habit before you enlist, or your drill sergeant might kick it for you. Technically, it only takes a second to remove your hands from your pockets. In combat, however, every second counts. For that reason, hands in pockets are against regulation. It also ruins the clean lines of the uniform.

5. You can do it, right?

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Like, it’s not even that hard.

6. Too much?

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Commander: We need to distract the enemy.
Private: Hold my beer.

7. Puddle, lake. Same thing.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Forget the map. Someone get him some glasses.

8. Um, excuse me? I think you have a stowaway.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

A really, really cute stowaway. On second thought, keep him. Ya know, for backup.

9. Permission granted.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Isn’t he majestic? The Navy needs to step up their game with a Titanic remake.

10. I mean, finals ARE stressful.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Not quite as stressful as, oh, I don’t know, dodging bullets. Stress isn’t really a contest, but if it were, soldiers would win.

11. They skipped a few details.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

When you said you wanted to go above and beyond the call of duty, someone must have heard “doody” instead.

12. Someone unlocked a new army prank level.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Here, take these trash bags and collect samples of every vehicle on base. We need to test their carbon monoxide output for maximum efficiency.

13. Whoever told him to trust his intuition, please tell him to stop.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

The photographer perfectly captured the moment that Kevin realized he had utterly effed up.

14. Poor Marines…

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

It’s just not the same, is it?

15. This is the part no one warned you about.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

They told you about the most dangerous parts of enlisting, but neglected to mention that duffle bags might be your most stubborn opponent.

16. Not sure what’s happening here, but it looks fun.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

What happens when you combine an ice rink, a plastic wagon, and two guys in the army? This, I guess.

17. You mean it? I didn’t realize we were getting so serious.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Might as well propose, honestly.

18. It’s worth checking, at least.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Check again just to make sure. Maybe it changed to 0500 when you weren’t looking.

19. It had to work somewhere.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Ask Grandma if she can mail her couch to the Middle East. Modern problems require modern solutions.

20. Don’t do it.

20 funny Army memes to distract you from real life

Be careful. This level of enthusiasm is dangerous.

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