The oddest story to came out of the military this week has got to be that sailor who got drunk at Busch Gardens, stripped off all of his clothes, tried to jump in random peoples' vehicles, and fought the police officers trying to detain him before being taken down by a taser.
Now, if it weren't for the fact that everyone in this numbnut's unit now has to go through one hell of a safety brief, I'd be impressed. Clearly, there was a point where he realized that he'd f*cked up so badly that jail time was inevitable, so he nosedived right into legendary status. BZ. It's better to burn out brightly than to just fizzle, right?
If you didn't go streaking at a beloved, family-friendly amusement park and take a taser dart straight to the family jewels, then you've earned some fresh memes, just for not being a dumbass.
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
7. At least the chow hall has more options than "one patty" or "two patties?"
For real. How is there even a debate between In-N-Out and Whataburger?