It seems like everything on the Korean Peninsula is going well. Rumor has it that US troops will be pulled out of South Korea if the negotiations are a success. So, get all of your soju-fueled bad decisions out of the way now before you get reassigned stateside.
Before you know it, it'll be too late to get NJP'd for belligerently screaming, "Merica!" at the DMZ. So, make the most of your OCONUS duty station while you can.
(Meme via Army as F*ck)
It's been right in front of our eyes this entire time.
Dennis Rodman used to be a spokesman for McDonalds. Rodman visits Kim Jong-un in North Korea. Under a year later, he opens his country. It all makes perfect sense now.
(Meme via Pop Smoke)
Cover: Anything that won't be penetrated by small arms fire. Concealment: Anything that can obscure the enemy's vision of you. This: None of the above.
It's like this dude never played a video game in his life.