America has a new tax code, no one at the UN cares what Nikki Haley thinks about Jerusalem, and this week, the President presented his plan to keep us all safe.
Those are just a few of the more political stories we didn't cover because we don't really do politics.
I present you the gift of memes. These memes. Merry Christmakkah.
1. When the father of our country wants to stab people, you let him.
2. It only took 3 uniform changes over 10 years, but...
3. Turns out 'Groundhog Day' was the story of one man's enlistment. (via Marine Corps Memes)
4. Does it count if a recording answers the phone?
5. Who calculated this?
6. "And you better dress for it."
7. Oh look, the Empire has a National Guard.
8. But... Pew. Pew?
8. "Honk if parts fall off."
9. Now show me Petty Officer 1st Class Keef before his promotion. (via Pop Smoke)
10. "This song's about me!"
11. That's the Christmas spirit. (via Decelerate Your Life)
12. Somebody call the medic, we have a sick burn. (via the Salty Soldier)
13. This is only the half-truth. (via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
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