6 ways for a POG to be accepted by grunts
The greatest divide in the U.S. Military is between grunts and the POGs. And for as long as this divide has existed, higher-ups have been trying to find ways to close this gap.
Today, we offer some advice from grunts for POGs on how they can earn respect from their infantry counterparts.
6. Don't act like your job is more important
Everyone's job plays a role in the grand scheme of things. Everyone is just one piece in the puzzle few of us get to look at.
Remember: Grunts get dirty so you don't have to. (image via Terminal Lance)
5. Learn how to wear your gear properly
This is one that will undoubtedly gain some respect from grunts. One common complaint among the grunts is that POGs have no idea how to wear the gear. Magazine pouches don't go on the back of your plate carrier, and get that first aid kit in a place where you can reach it.
Exhibit A: Clean gear, magazine dump pouch on the front of the plate carrier, and backwards plate carrier. This is why grunts make fun of you. (Image via United States Grunt Corps)
4. Learn basic infantry tactics
This one almost goes without saying — learn the basics of a grunt's job and they'll have no room to talk sh*t.
Be an asset, not a liability to the infantry.
3. Set yourself to grunt standards
Infantrymen have to be physically fit in order to handle carrying all their gear, and someone else if the need arises. If you can keep up with a grunt or even outperform a few, they'll treat you like one of their own — especially if you take the advice from point #4.
If it helps, make faces.
2. Don't act like your rank gives you experience
The infantry, especially the Marine Corps infantry, is full of E-3s with TONS of experience. One thing that will piss a grunt off more than anything is if an E-4 who only has 6 months to a year of time in tries to act superior to an E-3 with 2 or 3 years of experience (demotions exempt) and deployments under their belt.
If you need to correct an E-3, by all means, do it. But check that ego of yours.
Remember that prior service thing? (Image via reddit)
1. Take a joke
Grunts talk trash all day, every day, and there is not a single day that goes by in the infantry where they don't. If you can sh*t talk with a grunt (and if you can do it better) they'll undoubtedly accept you as one of their own. But make sure you have more in your arsenal than, "Well, you're just a dumb grunt."
That one's been used so many times that people with ASVAB scores of 80 and higher are joining the infantry.
Make jokes back.
*Bonus* Take pride in being a POG
Grunts feel that POGs often just have an inferiority complex, which results in treating grunts like low-life scum (which isn't totally wrong). Take pride in the fact that you help grunts bring the fight to the enemy! Grunts actually love cooks and motor-T because otherwise they're stuck with MREs and long walks.
Embrace your differences!