26 best Navy SEAL porn names and movie titles

Apr 2, 2018 9:45 AM PDT

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SUMMARY

So, it turns out that a decorated Navy SEAL has been working a little side gig in adult films with his wife. The pair own a production company and have starred in a…

So, it turns out that a decorated Navy SEAL has been working a little side gig in adult films with his wife. The pair own a production company and have starred in at least a few films.

Look, we're not here to judge, and they don't appear to have ever used their military affiliation to boost their movies. But since the connection is now out in the open, we thought we'd suggest a few themed movie titles they could use, as well as some good names if any of his military colleagues want to help out his company.

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Movie Titles

1. SEAL Team Dix

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Daniel Stevenson)

2. Zero Dark Horny

America's greatest warriors conduct a quiet insertion into Alottabutt, Pakistan, and slay what they find.

3. Squid Muff Diving

These heroes are prepared to go down for their country.

4. In Glorious Bastards

(Photo: U.S. Navy Seaman Kyle Gahlau)

5. Pollywogs and Shellbacks

These new recruits are going to learn all about how Navy SEALs cross the equator.

6. SEAL Team 69

Sometimes it's not enough to watch your brother's back. You gotta watch his front, too.

7. American Sniper...of butts

We're actually really proud of this one.

8. Neptune's Spear

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Martin L. Carey)

These SEALs drive it deep.

9. The O Course

10. Sea, Air, and Labia

These commandos always go where it's the hottest.

11. Sex Act of Valor

12. Motion of the Ocean

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Shauntae Hinkle)

Whether they're riding a rubber raiding craft, a Zodiac boat, or a nuclear submarine, these SEALs know it's not the size of your vessel, it's what you can do with it.

13. Amphibious Ass-ault

14. BUDS

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Shauntae Hinkle-Lymas/Released)

During the rigors of Hell Week, a group of candidates realizes that they can only rely on, and lie with, each other.

15. DEVGROPE

They're always up for a special warfare experiment.

Next up: Porn Star Names

1. Squid McLovin

2. Master Chief Muff-Diver

Photo: Public Domain

He doesn't come up for air until the mission is complete.

3. Freak E. Frogman

4. Chuck Trident

5. Slip Rey Squid

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Kyle D. Gahlau)

He always slides right in.

6. Fast Rope

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Anthony Harding)

He specializes in light bondage.

7. SEAL de Butts

8. Froggy Style

He knows the best way to complete the objective is sometimes to take it from behind.

9. Captain Cockswain

(Photo: U.S. Navy Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Eddie Harrison)

Always ready to take command.

10. Phil Cunt Splice

(Note: Cunt splice is an actual naval term, though most people now use the alternative term "cut splice" for obvious reasons.)