6 things corpsmen should know before going to the ‘Greenside’
There aren't many jobs in the military where your sea-duty station consists of serving with another branch. But for the Navy rate of an "HM," or Hospital Corpsman, that's exactly where you can expect to find yourself.
After you graduate Field Medical Training Battalion, expect to get orders to the Marine Corps side of the house or what we call, the "Greenside" — sooner rather than later.
We call it the greenside because you're going to wear a sh*t ton of green for the next three years.
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It can be pretty nerve-wracking for a Corpsman to cross over for the first time. But don't worry, WATM has your back.
Check out what you should know about heading over to "Greenside."
You don't have to be a marathon athlete, but don't let your Marines ever see you fall out of a hike, a run, or get hurt — you'll look like a p*ssy.Be the exact opposite of this guy (giphy)
2. Chugging a beer
Marines drink a lot of beer during barracks parties. So get your tolerance up and have a few I.Vs handy.Finding new ways to drink is badass. Plus you'll look cool. (giphy)
3. Always be cool
Marines are trained to love their Doc — they're also trained to kill. They're going to look to you for advice from time-to-time. When your grunts do something right, congratulate them.Great job, Lance Corporal! (giphy)
4. Know every line from "Full Metal Jacket"
Marines love that sh*t when you manage to work a line or two into a conversation. Oh, make sure you have a copy of the movie on your hard drive when you deploy; it's the "unofficial" movie of the Marine Corps.Any line will do, as long as it fits the conversation. (giphy)
5. Know your ranks
Marine ranks are different than Navy ones. A Marine Captain is an O-3, compared to a Navy Captain who is an O-6. Big difference."Do I look like I'm in the Navy to you!" (giphy)Learn to count chevrons. Senior NCOs' collar devices can blend into their uniform, making it tough to make out their proper title. Find an alternate way to greet them properly, or you can just take the less populated walkways (aka the long way).
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6. Learn sick call
Face it, the Navy has only given you officially 12-16 weeks worth of medical training. No one is going to ask you to perform open-heart surgery on your first day.
Marines are going to get sick and injured, and that's your time to shine. When you're working in the B.A.S., or "battalion aid station," you're going to have to explain why your patient is in sick call to the Independent Duty Corpsman or the doctor on staff. Knowing the medical terminology will earn you respect from the Navy doctor to the point they aren't going to waste their time doing the second examination.
Getting your Marine a day off work or light duty is key. Impress your Marine and your life, and your heavy pack will seem lighter on a hike — it's a beautiful thing.Can you think of any more? Comment below.