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Here's what the Marines of 'Full Metal Jacket' are doing today

The Marines of Hotel Company, 2nd Battalion 5th Marines had a pretty rough Vietnam deployment as they patrolled through the violent streets of Hue City. They managed to kill several enemy combatants all while sharing a few laughs — and a Da Nang lady of the night.


But did you ever think about where they all might be today?

Well, we look into it and here's what we found:

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FYI. This is strictly fan fiction.

Joker

Joker on patrol. (Source: WB)

After being the first kid on his block to get a confirmed kill, Pvt. Joker eventually finished out his tour of duty and moved to Southern California. He began dating a single mother who sold and smuggled marijuana into the country for a living.

It looks like love for Pvt. Joker. (Source: Screenshot from "Weeds" Lionsgate TV)

Unfortunately, their love didn't last more than a year or so. Joker then decided he needed another career change and became a scientist. Although his brilliance dominated the secret laboratory where he worked, one of his creations ended up escaping, prompting a massive manhunt.

Joker isn't being too funny as he searches for his creation. (Source: Screenshot from "Stranger Things" Netflix)

Animal Mother

A man of few words (Source: WB)

This Marine machine gunner made an interesting career change after the Vietnam war ended. Apparently, the Marine Corps didn't need his explosive trigger finger during peacetime, so Animal Mother moved onto the 1st CivDiv. After a few months of not getting into any fights, the commander of Area 51 got ahold of him and offered him an officer commission in the Air Force. He took it.

Luckily for him, aliens attacked earth, and he got to get back into the sh*t — where he belongs.

Take that you damn soda can. (Source: Screenshot from "ID4"  Fox)

After helping to defeat earth's unwanted guests, he went where the action is and joined the Navy. Eventually, he became the XO of a naval destroyer as a pandemic killed off most of the world's population.

Hello, this is Animal Mother. I mean Slattery. (Source: Screenshot from "The Last Ship" TNT Originals)

Gomer Pyle

Hey, Joker. (Source: WB)

You probably thought Pvt. Pyle blew his brains out while sitting on a toilet after shooting his drill instructor, but you're wrong. In fact, the bullet he shot himself with missed the brain's vital structures, and he just suffered a skull fracture, along with a concussion.

After several hours of surgery, the doctors managed to save Pyle's life, but he'd never be the same again. He got even crazier if you can believe that. Years later, a hot FBI agent pursued him after a string of kidnappings.

She busted him, entered his mind and found out about all the twisted sh*t he's been thinking.

He's freakin' weird. (Source: Screenshot from "The Cell" New Line)

After the hot FBI agent busted him, Pyle faked his death and escaped to an island where genetically engineered dinosaurs now roam. But he got greedy and ended up getting eaten by a velociraptor.

Nobody liked him anyway.

He still doesn't look like he can do a single pull up. (Source: Screenshot from "Jurassic Park 4" Universal)

Gunny Hartman

Gunny's classic stoic look. (Source: WB)

After putting countless recruits through intense training and amusing hazing, Gunny was indeed murdered by Pvt. Pyle. But since the Marine Corps never dies, Gunny found a way to f*ck with people from beyond the grave.

Yup, you guessed it. He became a freaking ghost.

Even from beyond the grave gunny can yell. Impressive. (Source: Screenshot from "The Frighteners" Universal)

What cast of characters would you like us to track down next? Comment below.

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