7 ways to prove your spouse is a spy
If Hollywood thrillers have taught us anything about relationships it's that your wife or husband could be a spy.
Countless dramatic storylines throughout cinematic history blast the prospect of living with the enemy and never knowing the truth until it's too late.
If you ever suspect your spouse could in fact be a spy, check out these tips on how to prove your theory.
1. Randomly toss vegetables in the air
Most spies are great with cutlery. In 1996, we were blessed with the film The Long Kiss Goodnight starring Gina Davis who plays Samantha Caine a.k.a. Charly Baltimore a woman who learns about her mysterious past immediately after a stabbing and pinning a defenseless tomato against a custom made cabinet door.
2. Take them to a carnival
You've been happily married for years and you know for fact you've never seen your better half ever fire a pistol or a rifle, but lately you've been seeing a different side to them. Here's your chance to get more evidence of her double life.
Make it a date night to the local carnival and challenge her to a shooting game. A red flag?
3. Get them wasted
People talk more than usual after tossing back a few.
Take it from Harry Tasker played by Arnold Schwarzenegger in James Cameron's 1994 action comedy hit True Lies — he wasn't drunk, but the bad guys gave him some pretty good sh*t to admit his secret to his wife, who apparently never went to work with him, or an office Christmas party. A long time.
4. Install a secret home surveillance system
We do it to watch nannies take care of our kids. ... Just something to think about.
5. Learn to curse in a few different languages
Spies are known to be cultured in many global customs after having traveled the world on secret missions.
Knowing an extra language or two helps them blend into those dangerous environments.
So here's the trick — when they least expect it, blurt out a curse word in a different language. Watch to see if your suspected spook changes his expression. If it doesn't, try another. Your spouse will ever get the hint you're catching on or think you've got Tourettes.Nothing?
Movie spies are known for having some pretty bad ass suits and sunglasses. When they're off saving the world or reporting sensitive information to foreign governments, they've got to do it in style.
Take notice how they remove or put on their sunglasses. If it appears they do in a dramatic fashion every time — you probably married a spy.You'll look super cool.
7. Go to work with them
Let's face it, in real life — unless you know they own their business — faking a job one is the hardest things your spouse could pull off. Think about it: if they're into espionage and all that, wouldn't she have to take you to pick up a dead drop or recruit an agent?
Can you think of any other tells that your spouse is a spook? Comment below.