This is what the pilots from ‘Top Gun’ are doing today

Tim Kirkpatrick
Jun 4, 2020 3:06 PM PDT
1 minute read
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SUMMARY

The 1980s brought us some fantastic action movies like “Lethal Weapon” and “Die Hard,” which made movie-goers consider joining the police force. When Tony Scott’s “Top Gun” landed in cinemas across the nation, it was an instant blo…

The 1980s brought us some fantastic action movies like "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard," which made movie-goers consider joining the police force.


When Tony Scott's "Top Gun" landed in cinemas across the nation, it was an instant blockbuster, earning over $350 million worldwide according to box office mojo.

With all the adrenaline-packed scenes the film offers, "Top Gun" audience members of all ages wanted to be the next Maverick.

While it made a massive impact at the time, did you ever wonder what happened to the cool pilots from "Top Gun?"

Well, we looked into it, and here's what we found.

FYI. This is strictly fan fiction.

Iceman

(Source: Paramount)

Soon after Iceman made amends with Maverick, his naval career took a downward turn, and he ended up leaving the military. Like most veterans, he didn't have a plan about what he wanted to do post service — so he dyed his hair brown and became a Jim Morrison impersonator.

He played a few music gigs and smoked a lot of drugs. But after the market for music impersonators dried up, Iceman reset his hair blonde and turned to a life of crime.

You may have even seen him on the news after being involved in a major shootout with police in downtown Los Angeles back the mid-90s.

The "Heat" was totally on.

Since then, Iceman has gone off the grid, but he resurfaces every once in a while.

Jester

(Source: Paramount)

Jester loved being a Top Gun instructor, but because he lost a dogfight to a student — his peers started to look down at his piloting skills. Jester put in for retirement and left the Navy. After months of being a civilian, Jester missed the action so much, he moved to Mars becoming a bounty hunter.

While on assignment, Jester lost his arms during a fight on an elevator. The Mars government patched him up and gave him a bionic arm.

Then wouldn't you know it, a war broke out against some big ass bugs, and he joined the mobile infantry. He flew to a planet named "Klendathu" to eliminate the threat. Unfortunately, Jester met his doom there, and his body was ripped apart.

Jester could have just walked this off.

Slider

(Source: Paramount)

After being Iceman's sidekick for so many years, Slider's BUD/s package was approved, and he went on to become a Navy SEAL. He didn't talk too much, but he learned to play a mean round of go-kart golf.

Life after the teams, Slider finished getting his medical degree and went to work for a ghetto hospital in Chicago. He began dating a hot nurse until an upcoming pediatrician stole her away.

Then, he kind of just vanished. Oh, wait! We just received reports that he spotted as a bicycle officer patrolling the Santa Monica Pier.

No one saw that career change coming.

Maverick

(Source: Paramount)

As much crap as he raised as a fighter pilot, Maverick ended up getting recruited by a spy agency named "Mission Impossible Force." The organization made him change his name from Pete Mitchell to Ethan Hunt — which is far better.

He went on several successful missions and took down some of the world's most dangerous and well-connected terrorists.

In recent news, the all-star pilot will be returning for round 2, "Maverick" set to debut this fall.

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