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6 deadly weapons from Fallout 4 that would probably be banned

War never changes. It's brutal, bloody, and extremely violent at all times — the carnage of combat is not for the faint of heart. But even though the nature of war is horrific, it doesn't mean there shouldn't be rules put in place. After all, most of the people fighting in a war are there because their government sent them.


In conventional warfare, there are limits you on what you can and cannot bring to a fight.

In the 2015 video game Fallout 4, there is a wide variety of weapons for the player can use to stave off the dangers of a post-apocalyptic, nuclear-devastated Boston. But, if any of these weapons actually existed, they'd likely be banned from conventional use.

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1. Fat Man

This weapon is a shoulder-fired atomic bomb launcher. That sentence alone should tell you why it would be banned, but we're happy to elaborate: As anyone playing Fallout should know, atomic bombs are devastating and can cause widespread death and destruction. Not only is the idea of a boot carrying this around terrifying, it would be outlawed immediately due to its indiscriminate ability to remove members of a given population.

These things launch mini nuclear bombs! (Concept art from Bethesda Softworks' The Art of Fallout 4)

2. Flamer

Hopefully, we can all agree on the fact that the use of a flamethrower is extremely inhumane. The use of flamethrowers against civilian targets is already outlawed, so you can be sure it wouldn't take long for an outright ban to surface for a weapon as destructive as Fallout's flamer.

(Concept art from Bethesda Softworks' The Art of Fallout 4)

3. Railway Rifle

If there is any weapon that causes unnecessary pain and suffering, it's the railway rifle. This gun can only load one type of ammunition — railroad spikes. You know, the thing that's used to make sure railroads stay stuck to the ground? Using a gun like this can not only dismember someone but will pin them against anything they're standing in front of. Gruesome.

They also have a very slow firing rate, so they're impractical. (Concept art from Bethesda Softworks' The Art of Fallout 4)

4. Ripper

This weapon is a one-handed chainsaw. It doesn't take much imagination to think up some of the terrible carnge this thing could create. I mean, just look at it...

There's a reason they're called "The Ripper." (Concept art from Bethesda Softworks' The Art of Fallout 4)

5. Broadsider

The Broadsider is great and whoever signs the dotted line for the job of carrying one is probably the crayon-eater that memes have warned you about. This thing is just a cannon. No, really. It shoots cannonballs — and those cannonballs explode into fragments upon collision with a target. This weapon is so barbaric that its use would not be authorized.

Enough said. (Screen capture from Bethesda Softworks' Fallout 4)

Also read: 6 surprising things that are against the laws of war

6. Any type of landmine

Landmines are already outlawed since they're often left behind long after a conflict's end, leaving civilians in peril for decades. Today's landmines are bad enough — but can you imagine how awful stepping on a plasma mine would be? Surely, they'd be banned immediately.

Just use a frag grenade! (Concept art from Bethesda Softworks' The Art of Fallout 4)