The Navy has dumped its unpopular recruiting slogan and we came up with some funnier replacements the service definitely won’t use.
Gone is the “Global force for good,” a five-year-old slogan that hasn’t been popular with many sailors, admirals, or the public at large, reported the Navy Times.
To fill the void, The Times created a contest allowing people to submit their slogans. While people submitting to the contest are expected to offer serious entries, the WATM team thought up some lighthearted versions, along with a little help from this Reddit thread and from the S–t My LPO Says Facebook page.
Sure galley food is not the best food, but it’s better than MREs.
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Prepare to see a lot of grey.
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Like prison, sailors can get a little nutty being cooped up on a boat for long stretches of time.
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You can’t have fun trolling the Navy without a Top Gun reference. Here’s Ice Man:
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There’s ugly, then there’s Army ugly.
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The Navy is notorious for having long lines for everything.
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Sailors have the most uniforms and the least amount of space to store them in.
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Well, they didn’t say it was glamorous.
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Add a little alcohol and things can escalate very quickly.
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This is a play on midrats, you know, the food they serve between dinner and breakfast.
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Before joining, stop to consider that the world is 75 percent water.
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The struggle is real.
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Always, always, avoid working parties.
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While these are, of course, all tongue-in-cheek suggestions, if you’d like to submit a real slogan for consideration, click here to go to the Navy Times contest.