All across the nation everyone is dealing with the Polar Vortex. It's colder than balls outside for everyone in the military. That is unless you're one of the lucky bastards stationed in Hawaii.
No. I get it. "The grass is always greener" or whatever nonsense the retention NCO tried to peddle off to you before they sent you to Fort Bumpf*cknowhere. I don't care if the cost of living is slightly higher in Hawaii.
At least the troops there aren't dealing with hearing their salty platoon sergeant try to "well back in my day" every complaint about it being below negative twenty degrees. I'll pay that extra dollar for a Big Mac if it gets me out of that.
Anyways, stay warm out there guys. Thankfully the Coast Guard has money to pay their heating bills.