There’s no reason to be afraid on Friday the 13th. It’s not like anything terrible has ever happened in the military on Friday the 13th. Oh? There has? Like, a lot of times?
Well, just sit back, relax, and enjoy these memes. After all, it’s not like WWIII will suddenly commence over a few Tweets. Oh? It might? Well, that sucks.
On the bright side, our normally arbitrary number of memes released on Fridays is instead kind of festive today. So, there’s that.
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(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)
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(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)
We’ve been preparing for war with Russia ever since the ’40s and it’s about to go down because of a Tweet?
Cool.
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(Meme via Air Force Nation)
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(Meme via /r/Military)
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(Meme via Military Memes)
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(Meme via /r/Military)
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(Meme via /r/Army)
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(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)
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(Meme by WATM)
Fun Fact: Jason’s stalking sound is actually “ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma” and not “chi-chi-chi, ah-ah-ah.”
Here’s a source right here to prove it.
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(Meme via Grunt Style)
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(Meme via PT Belt Nation)
Tell everyone you’re just trying to motivate the stragglers in the back.
For some reason, people still believe that.
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(Meme via /r/military)
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(Meme via Pop Smoke)