Don’t worry, destroying North Korea will wait long enough for you to take a bathroom and memes break. Here are 13 of the funniest military memes floating around, here just in time to help you relieve yourself before the Super Bowl of war:
13. This leader started as a slave racing pods across the desert. Now he’s here (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).
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12. It opens the cans; it pours the cans. Don’t make this complicated, sailors (via Shit my LPO says).
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ALSO SEE: Russia just deployed the ‘Terminator’ to Syria, and you’ll be shocked to see what it can do
11. Gonna need more beers before PT (via Decelerate Your Life).
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10. Larger casualty radius but you’ve got to throw a lot more of them for 360 degrees of effects (via Air Force amn/nco/snco).
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9. Most uncomfortable way to realize what your brother has been doing in the garage all night (via Weapons of Meme Destruction).
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8. Correction: You got them ON one truck (via Air Force Nation).
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7. When the young guys realize why the veterans still buy hard copies of their magazines:
(via The Salty Soldier)
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6. Don’t care how long the contract is or how long the school is, create a dragon pilot MOS and I’m there (via U.S Army W.T.F! moments).
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5. Well, at least the weak links have been identified, now (via Coast Guard Memes).
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4. The humvee is uncomfortable, but it’s boats that really hate this game (via Air Force Nation).
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“Don’t worry, we’ll get you there saf—” “CUT SLING LOAD!”
3. So, if I just stay in this toxic environment for 15 more years, I can be one voice asking it to be less evil, please?
(via Why I’m Not Re-enlisting)
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2. #ThatDD214Life (via Decelerate Your Life)
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1. “Oh, really, first sergeant? In the commander’s humvee, you say?”
(via Weapons of Meme Destruction)
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